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So Hello there, you seemed to you stumbled onto my blog. I'm Michael, A 20 year old college student with barely functioning social skills. Sorta wish my life was anime.... Tangents, tangents everywhere.

Questionable content (not the webcomic... though its F*ckin' awesome) may follow (you should know that by now, its Tumblr) .

So yeah, enjoy my blog and stuff....
daniels-gillies:

Lana Del Rey posing for Rolling Stone’s cover (July 2014)

daniels-gillies:

Lana Del Rey posing for Rolling Stone’s cover (July 2014)

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

oh-i-just-cant-wait-to-be-king:

"Fantasy and reality often overlap." - Walt Disney

This is stunning.

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

huggs5:

olga-lemongrass:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

I want a montage in the beginning of the housewife getting ready to kick ass

She puts on her best dress, a string of pearls, does her hair taking out the curlers, puts on her most stylish flats, and the finishing touch, her engagement ring with the big diamond in it, and when they fight, they look fabulous and kick ass like they were trained by Catwoman and Harley Quinn

Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies

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oh my god everything about this post forever

I want this

collegehumor:

Batman’s really bad at goodbyes

collegehumor:

Batman’s really bad at goodbyes

What would you miss without electricity? 

I would definitely miss fast food drive thrus. 

Hi kitties!