zeldathemes
Shits and Giggles

So Hello there, you seemed to you stumbled onto my blog. I'm Michael, A 20 year old college student with barely functioning social skills. Sorta wish my life was anime.... Tangents, tangents everywhere.

Questionable content (not the webcomic... though its F*ckin' awesome) may follow (you should know that by now, its Tumblr) .

So yeah, enjoy my blog and stuff....
arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

onlylolgifs:

karma vs dad

onlylolgifs:

karma vs dad

jeyoncee:

craigprodigycrippen:

ghenet:

#TTT (THIRST TRAP TUESDAY) 

Who is the last dude?

^

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

Yes, Arya thought. Yes, it’s you who ought to run, you and Lord Tywin and the Mountain and Ser Addam and Ser Amory and stupid Ser Lyonel whoever he is, all of you better run or my brother will kill you, he’s a Stark, he’s more wolf than man, and so am I.

paranoid:
Indie Mix // listen // 
Mumford & Sons - The Cave  
About Today - The National  
Retrogade - James Blake 
Matilda - Alt- J  
Arcade Fire - No cars go 
Down by the water - The Drums  
Let’s go surfing - The Drums 
Somewhere - La Dispute 
King Park - La Dispute  
Buzzcut season - Lorde  
Team - Lorde 
Chained ( Liar Remix) The xx 
Tides - The XX 
Inhaler - Foals  
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes  
Holocene - Bon Iver  
I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons  
Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons 
Elephant - Tame Impala  
Feels Like We Only Go Backwards - Tame Impala 
It’s Not Meant To Be - Tame Impala   

paranoid:

  1. Indie Mix // listen // 
  2. Mumford & Sons - The Cave  
  3. About Today - The National  
  4. Retrogade - James Blake 
  5. Matilda - Alt- J  
  6. Arcade Fire - No cars go 
  7. Down by the water - The Drums  
  8. Let’s go surfing - The Drums 
  9. Somewhere - La Dispute 
  10. King Park - La Dispute  
  11. Buzzcut season - Lorde  
  12. Team - Lorde 
  13. Chained ( Liar Remix) The xx 
  14. Tides - The XX 
  15. Inhaler - Foals  
  16. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes  
  17. Holocene - Bon Iver  
  18. I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons  
  19. Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons 
  20. Elephant - Tame Impala  
  21. Feels Like We Only Go Backwards - Tame Impala 
  22. It’s Not Meant To Be - Tame Impala   

foreverflower-child:

Best family ever

foreverflower-child:

Best family ever

baddiewitthacurls:

jvst4kicks:

boss-ass-fit:

can’t not reblog

😂😂😂😩 look at tommy tho

Cole & Tommy tho 😂

baddiewitthacurls:

jvst4kicks:

boss-ass-fit:

can’t not reblog

😂😂😂😩 look at tommy tho

Cole & Tommy tho 😂

Abel Gideon was half-eaten in my guest room. I have corpses on my property.

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

jukeun:

sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”

sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”

because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.

don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.